Che Paese di Vecchi e Bigotti è L'Italia.

So why did I do it? I could offer you a million
answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going
to change. I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing.
I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm
looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you. The job,
the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car,
the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol,
dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece
suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, childre, walks in the park, nine to five,
good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas,
indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

E mentre un Ippocastano si abbatteva

su un gruppo di sordomuti..

..gli Italiani si recavano

alle Urne.

( ? )

Mai dire Mai.

E Mai dare per scontata

la fine di una Solita Serata.

E

Chi la dura la vince

( Son riuscita dopo mesi di insistenza a parlare con l'Acea e a risolvere il problema ) 

( Gioie di una mediocre vita da ufficio )